Hijack My Meeting 13 Aug 2026 Inventory for sale

Hijack My Meeting

All-company meeting · Thursday, August 13, 2026 · Downtown Minneapolis

Seventy people will be in that room with nowhere to be. Five slots on this agenda are for sale, and every dollar goes to Second Harvest Heartland.

Bidding opens Friday, August 7 at 8:00 AM CST on eBay. Five slots, one room, no way out.

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Why this exists

My name got picked at random to host my company's all-hands meeting. Rather than run a normal agenda, I'm selling the commercial breaks.

The audience is about seventy people at a consumer-goods company in Minneapolis. Phones down, laptops shut, everyone facing the same screen. You would struggle to buy attention like that anywhere else.

Bidding runs on eBay for Charity, which means 100% of every winning bid is routed by PayPal Giving Fund directly to Second Harvest Heartland — a food bank fighting hunger across the Midwest. The money never passes through my hands.

The inventory

Highlighted lines are for sale. Everything else is the meeting.

  1. TS

    Title Sponsorship

    Opens and closes the meeting

    • “Presented by you” on the opening slide
    • Your name or logo throughout the deck
    • A 30-second opening spot and a 30-second closing spot
    • One bar of Midnight Swim 10 oz soap

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    Opens Aug 7
  2. Meeting content
  3. 01

    30-Second Spot

    First mid-roll

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    Opens Aug 7
  4. Meeting content
  5. 02

    30-Second Spot

    Second mid-roll

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    Opens Aug 7
  6. Meeting content
  7. 03

    30-Second Spot

    Third mid-roll

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  8. Meeting content
  9. 04

    30-Second Spot

    Final mid-roll

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  10. Title sponsor close · wrap

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What a 30-second spot buys

Thirty seconds of airtime

Send a video, an audio clip, a slide, or a written script for me to read out live. Your call.

A real commercial break

Your spot runs inside the official meeting deck, not before it and not after everyone has left.

A captive room

Roughly seventy people who cannot skip, scroll past, or close the tab.

A bar of soap

One Midnight Swim 10 oz bar, included with every slot. Consider it the gift bag.

If you win, move fast

The meeting is on August 13, so there is no slack in the schedule. Your video, slide, or script has to reach me by 5:00 PM CDT on Wednesday, August 12.

I review every spot beforehand to keep it work-appropriate. Nothing explicit, nothing offensive, nothing political. If something does not clear and cannot be revised in time, the airtime is forfeited.

The fine print

This is not a company initiative
This auction is organized, managed, and offered independently by me, the employee hosting the meeting. It is not an official corporate initiative, and it is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or administered by my employer.
No endorsement
Buying a slot gets you media placement during the presentation. It does not create a partnership, an endorsement, or any ongoing business relationship with my employer.
Content approval
I reserve the right to review and approve all messaging before the meeting. No explicit content, offensive material, or political messaging will be accepted.
Where the money goes
100% of each final auction price is routed automatically by eBay's PayPal Giving Fund directly to Second Harvest Heartland. Bids are placed and settled entirely on eBay.